Hardscrabble Theater is happy to present:

"Die MOMMY DIE!" by Charles Busch

Directed by John Passadino

Produced by Janine sadowski

Hardscrabble Theater at St Thomas Episcopal Church 298 Conklin St. Farmingdale, NY 11735 is proud to present our 3rd Mainstage Production: The hysterical comic thriller “Die Mommy Die!” by Charles Busch. Hardscrabble Theater @ St Thomas is located in the bustling heart of downtown Farmingdale NY just 1 block from “restaurant row” on Main Street.

Rehearsals will commence April 7th and will be held in the Theater at St Thomas Church -  298 Conklin St. Farmingdale, NY 11735 –

Rehearsal days will be:
Fridays 8pm-11pm
Saturdays 10am-1pm
Sundays 7pm-10pm
Mondays 7:30pm-10:30pm
***Tech Week: May 28th, 29th, 30th, and June 1st specific times TBD – other days/slots are TBD

Performance Dates:
First Weekend
Saturday June 2nd 8PM
Sunday June 3rd 2:30PM Matinee
Second Weekend
Friday June 8th 8PM
Saturday June 9th 8PM
Sunday June 10th 2:30PM
Third Weekend
Friday June 15th 8PM
Saturday June 16th 8PM
Sunday June 17th 2:30PM Matinee (Father's Day)

Sides will be provided at the audition. Actors will be given a chance to review. No pay for actors. If you are interested in other theater roles such as tech/stage hands please contact:

John Passadino info@hardscrabbletheater.com

Who to contact in case of questions
Director John Passadino info@hardscrabbletheater.com

If you cannot make the audition, please contact the director John Passadino @ info@hardscrabbletheater.com


Audition Roles:
EDITH SUSSMAN - Female (18 - 29)
Description: Beautiful college age daughter of Hollywood Film Mogul Sol Sussman
BOOTSIE CARP - Female (40 - 60)
Description: Warm hearted salt of the earth house keeper to Sol Sussman and his wife Angela
TONY PARKER - Male (30 - 40)
Description: Handsome sophisticated gigilo – he is Angela’s lover

Female played by male actor (40 - 60)
Description: Beautiful, glamorous woman of indeterminate age
SOL SUSSMAN - Male (50 - 70)
Description: a movie mogul, big jovial personality

LANCE SUSSMAN - Male (18 - 29)
Description: Good looking college age with “issues” – son of Sol and Angela